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The friends call me by my last name Switzer! thats what i go by! i'm just going to live my life the way i want to now cuz no one cares more than i do. i am my only motivator!!

writergrrrl:

serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow

me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died

i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

masturbayt:

psycho-chiller:

dadbully:

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

Oh my god


My jaw dropped

I didn’t think it could escalate. It escalated.

masturbayt:

psycho-chiller:

dadbully:

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

Oh my god

My jaw dropped

I didn’t think it could escalate.

It escalated.